Welcome aboard FlyAndCry Airlines — proudly the worst airline in the world! We specialize in squeezing every last cent out of our passengers while delivering the bare minimum in comfort, service, and basic human dignity. Sit back (if your seat reclines), try to relax (if your neighbor lets you), and enjoy the chaos — because here at FlyAndCry, survival is a bonus, not a guarantee.
At FlyAndCry, we don’t just cut costs — we slice them mid-flight. Want legroom? Stretch your imagination. In-flight entertainment? Watch your sanity unravel. Lost baggage? Consider it a forced lifestyle reset. We’re not just an airline — we’re a test of character. Buckle up, lower your expectations, and prepare for an unforgettable journey (for all the wrong reasons).
News
This is our official blog and news hub — part updates, part chaos.
We occasionally share information about route changes, new promotions (rare), and incidents (frequent) that may or may not have made the news.
Here you’ll find behind-the-scenes glimpses, mildly edited incident reports, and the occasional shaky video of something we definitely weren’t supposed to film.
Sometimes it’s informative. Mostly it’s entertaining.
Booking
Choose your flight. Or don’t — we’ll pick something equally disappointing.
Our booking system offers the full FlyAndCry experience: random prices, unstable dates, and a seat that might not even be attached to the plane.
Confirm your trip now and begin your descent into regret.
Services
A curated collection of disappointments.
We proudly charge for things other airlines provide by accident: handling your baggage (or losing it stylishly), letting you sit (just barely), and offering “special” services that are mostly just regular services with worse attitude.
Need a deal? Check our Offers. They won’t help, but they’re shiny.
Panhandling
This isn’t donating. This is panhandling.
The shameful, eyes-down, please-just-give-us-something kind.
We’re not running a fundraiser — we’re crouched outside the terminal rattling a cup.
Give, or don’t. We’ll keep begging either way.
FlyAndCry By the Numbers
$0.37
Average lost luggage payout
128K+
Panic attacks on board
1.2M+
Suitcases that left you for good
~14
Flights landing in the right country